I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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