We named our party play list daddy issues
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You ruined the universe
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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