I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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