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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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