...so i touched it.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
