Where did you get a picture of my penis
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
