I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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