I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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