Your mouth is God's brothel.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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