I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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