So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize
