I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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