He asked to "fluff my boner.."
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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