I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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