addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We are two peas in an std pod
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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