do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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