i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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