If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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