Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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