So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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