hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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