More tranny stories later!
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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