Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
