If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
