I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I need a burrito and a hug.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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