Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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