it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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