I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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