I can tuck mytits in my pants
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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