Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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