youre lurking in front of me
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
why is half of my head shaved?
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