maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We were destined to go to rehab together
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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