This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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