"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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