so explain again why im purple
no
I just pynch a tree in the face
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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