I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
This is my gift to your gina
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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