it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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