I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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