My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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