I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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