I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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