You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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