my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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