I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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