I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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