my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Success! We fucked roommates!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Please don't give away my fajitas
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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