if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Randomize
