i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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