Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
