I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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