they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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