my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We named our party play list daddy issues
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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