Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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