Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My feet surprised me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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