So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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