I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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