I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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