Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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