My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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