She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
How naked do you want me to be?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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