I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
